If I get a chance, I like to masturbate for several hours each day. Sometimes it's more than that, sometimes less. I've even been known to take a vacation day so as to have an extra day to spend quality time with my little dick. How can anyone spend so much time doing the same thing over and over again? Stroke, stroke, stroke...
How many strokes in an hour of masturbation? I figure I go at about 2 strokes a second. Of course there are pauses, but even allowing for those that makes at least 5000 strokes an hour. Two hours of masturbation a day gives us around 70,000 strokes a week or about 3 and a half million a year. So, I beat my meat millions of times a year and you know what? I enjoy every last stroke!
I use to get a bit sore from all that masturbation but over the years my penis has gotten use to all the abuse so by now he rarely complains (in fact, he's a masochistic little dick).
And of course, there are all the pauses. I pause to prolong the pleasure. I pause to type.
Looking for pics of naked girls is a great way to get sexually excited. Reading other masturbation blogs gets me aroused too. Masturbation blogging is another great way to add variety to my workout.
I get most of my inspiration from jerking-off between sentences.
That was a long pause. I was thinking about how you readers are reading about my masturbation. Maybe some of you are doing it as you read along. That's what I'd be doing if I was reading someone else's masturbation blog.
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