A tale of two masturbators

Some time ago there was a report that Sex with a partner is 400% better
than masturbating.

Lets imagine two masturbators.

Masturbator number one is standing in the shower, stroking his dick. A few minutes earlier he was in bed, watching his wife as she slipped off her nightgown. His dick stiffened as he lusted after her nude body. Unfortunately for our masturbator she was seldom in the mood for sex so this morning, like far to many others, he was doing himself with his hand instead of putting it in her warm moist pussy.

Masturbator number two is sitting in front of his computer, composing a short post for one of his blogs. A few minutes earlier he was slowly stroking his dick as he ogled a pic of a naked blond. Now, as he played with himself between sentences, a drop of precum formed at the tip of his dick, which he promptly whisked up with his finger and put it to his tongue.

Masturbator number one has to hurry up and cum. His wife would be suspicious if he spent too long in the shower. Besides, he needs to drive the two of them to work shortly.

Masturbator number two is taking his time. He wants to make his masturbation session last as long as possible. He strokes his little dick as he remembers how sexy his ex-wife use to look whenever she undressed (yes, he use to be masturbator number one). Then he goes back and jerks-off over the cute blond some more before going in search of some other naked babes. And it doesn't take long before he's stroking his dick for pic of a sexy brunette with her legs spread wide apart.

Masturbator number one cums after a few minutes of shower masturbation. Fucking his wife would have been 400% better than the quickie he gave himself.

Masturbator number two brings himself to the edge of orgasm over and over again, each time with a different porn goddess. His pleasure lasts 4000% longer than any time he ever fucked his ex-wife. And when he finally does cum all over himself his orgasm is more intense than most of the times he cummed inside of her (although there were a few really intense times with her, mostly when she was on top).

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Masturbating while needing to piss

Have you ever needed to take a piss while you were masturbating?

I have to right now. But I keep putting it off. I just found some really sexy pics that I want to jerk-off to a little bit more before I get up from my computer. Besides, I'm not sure that the extra stimulation isn't kind of erotic.

The more I think about it the more I've got to go. Perhaps I should give in?

I opened up another page of Miko pics instead. The pressure's making my dick small. She's got such a nice body and I can really pull at my partially limp penis without any danger of cumming.

A bunch of precum just shot out of my penis. I smear it all over by dick and use it as lube. I'm getting hard again. I open up another web page. I love the way Miko's spreading her legs!

Finally gave in and I'm back to normal masturbating. Been doing it for the last 3 hours. Now I'm stroking it hard and furious so that my balls are slapping against the chair. Love the way that sounds!

I just love to sit in front of my computer and masturbate over porn. I never seem to want to stop, not for lunch, not to piss, not for anything!

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Get Naked and Masturbate

Motivational posters from Motivate

Whenever possible, I prefer being naked when I masturbate. That is, unless it's cold or inconvient. It's always important to get comfortable when you're going to masturbate, so turn up the heat and strip down.

When I was young we use to get naked in the woods too. We had a “naked club”. It was me, my brother and his friend. We only did it a few times, but I found it very exciting. This was before I had been masturbated so we didn't have that to do. I do remember that the last time I was the only one who stripped down. My brother's friend got a handful of leaves and stuffed them up my ass. My brother protested, saying he shouldn't do that, but I said it was ok. But we didn't have a naked club meeting after that.

My first masturbation experiences were in the nude. When my brother did me that first time he pulled down my pajamas and started stroking my little dick. But the next time I remember that I was watching TV when he walked into the room naked. I followed him back into our bedroom and stripped down too. Then the fun started!

Clothes get in the way. When I'd go into the woods by myself to masturbate I'd pill down my pants and go to work. I didn't strip down all the way in case someone would come around. But a bit later I'd go out at night, naked. That was really exciting! I remember one time in particular. I was inside jerking-off over a pic of an earthy-looking lady in a Playboy mag. I still remember what she looked like. I had a lot of lust for her. Then I decided to go outside.

I stripped down and then quietly left the house through the back door. I walked down the hill and into the woods. There was an old gravel road overgrown with weeds at the bottom of the hill. I followed it to the main road. This was further than I had ever ventured before. There was no traffic so I slipped into a ditch by the side of the road. I lay there and started masturbating. Then I could see the lights from a car! It was very scary and I stopped beating-off, but I was hidden and the car passed. Then I started up again. I started thinking about the earthy nude from the Playboy. Then it started raining! I pulled on my little penis until finally I blew my load.



When I finally got my own apartment in college and became an advanced masturbator I would get completely naked before starting. It just feels right to be nude when you have sex, and after all, isn't masturbation having sex with yourself? And I'm sure that I'm not the only one who likes to masturbate in the nude.


That's me, naked in front of my computer. Seems more risque when you're nude. And I like the idea of cumming all over myself. Wouldn't want to soil my clothes though.

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