Car masturbation

Some time ago I was on a rather long drive and feeling horny. I was all by myself so I gave my dick a few squeezes. That didn't settle me down and in a bit I pulled off on one of those rest areas, the kind that are mostly deserted and don't have facilities. Then I loosened my belt, unzipped and pulled down my pants. Now it was just be and my dick. I watched the road as I beat-off. This was a strange experience, cars going by in the distance as I beat my meat. Finally I brought myself to orgasm and was on my way again.

A few years later I was out and about, probably due to an argument with my wife. So I went to an adult shop to get some porn. I wasn't getting anything from my wife at the time. On the way home I decided to pull off the road and check out my newly acquired prize since I didn't want to wait for a good porn masturbation opportunity. I found a dirt road that ran a ways along a railroad track. No doubt lots of studs brought their dates to this spot to feel some tit or score some cunt. That night it was deserted and I got out my porn mag and jerked-off over it by the overhead car light. Then I snuck it into the house for later use. I used that spot quite a few times. Once I was in the middle of things when another car pulled up- one of those studs with his girl- and I drove off hurriedly with my pants down.

After my wife filed for divorce porn masturbation was no longer a matter of convenience (i.e., my wife not around). So I had lots of mag masturbation and later web masturbation with no need for sneaking around and doing it in the car. But I happened to be on another long drive. This time I had loose-fiting shorts on so after a bit of dick-squeezing I worked them down to my thighs and proceeded to do myself properly. At first I was a bit hesitant, as I was still driving, but after a bit I got into it. I wasn't sure I could cum in this situation, that is until a SUV with an attractive-looking grey-haired lady in the passenger seat past (I was going kind of slow, being occupied). I sped up a bit so I could stay just behind them. Pretty soon I was spurting cum all over myself.

I've done this on a number of occasions now. At first I jerked-off on mostly deserted sections of the interstate system. However once I got off an exit and drove through a small town. I had my shorts down just enough to get at myself. I was ready to pull them up at the slightest threat. I figured that the people out there couldn't see what I was doing since I couldn't see their laps when they were in cars either. So I stopped at a light and slowly stroked my little dick as pedestrians walked in front of me only feet away. No-one seemed to notice anything. That was a very interesting experience!

I'm sure that I'm not the only one who's done this sort of thing.

Here's a pic I got off of X-hamster. There's wasn't any caption explaining this, but I'm sure you get the picture.

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Married and Masturbating

After our honeymoon my new bride and I moved into an apartment. We didn't have sex very often. I remember watching her take off her clothes. It was so exciting watching her bra come off, revealing those cute little breasts of hers. But I never ogled them too much, even though I wanted to. I would never ask for sex, even though I wanted it and she didn't seem to want it all that often. So I developed the art of masturbating in the shower. The trouble with shower masturbation is that you can only stay in there so long.

My most vivid sexual memory from that time is when we 69ed. It was one of the rare times she came on to me. We stripped down in the den and then she climbed on top of me, her ass in my face. I felt her mouth on my dick so I took her ass in my hands and started licking her tasty cunt. I could see her cute little asshole. As I licked her pussy she began to tense up and stopped sucking me. Then she started jerking rhythmically in one of her signature orgasms. Then she got up and left without taking acre of my sexual needs. Needless to say this was the subject of quite a bit of shower masturbation. Unfortunately it was the only time we 69ed.

Eventually we bought a house. When I went up into the attic I found a girly mag waiting for me. This was very exciting. Apparently the previous owner was into attic masturbation. Do you suppose his wife didn't give him enough either? In any event this mag had a spread with a young blond eating an ice cream cone. A couple of the pics showed some ice cream dripping down her lovely breasts (funny what a good memory I have for the things I masturbate over). My wife wasn't home so I took the mag to the basement and beat-off. It had been a while since I masturbated over porn and it was very nice. Then I found a hiding spot- behind a crack in a cabinet. I masturbated a few times with this mag but then got ride of it as I was afraid of being discovered by my wife.

We didn't have sex often but the few times we did was enough to keep me lusting over her body. In fact, I think the denial made me lust after her even more. However we didn't get along very well. She blamed me for all sorts of things. I tried to please her but things just got worse. I started sneaking porn mags home. I kept them behind the crack in the basement cabinet. There was quite a bit of room there and my stash slowly grew. One of my favorites was a mag with only cunnilingus pics. I really liked licking my wife's cunt any time she would let me so this mag was the focus of many of my masturbations.

Here I was, too shy to ask for sex, even from my own wife. And she would walk around the house with only a towel on, or dress and undress in front of me. It's not that we never had sex, but rather that it wasn't very often and as time went on it was less and less. I started masturbating in bed. I would wait until she was asleep and then start playing with my dick. I would start out by rolling my little dick between my fingers. It was a bit scary and exciting playing with myself next to my sleeping wife. Sometimes the rolling and rubbing motions were enough to make me cum. Usually I'd have to jerk it some however. Sometimes I'd be so into what I was doing that I'd forget to be extra careful. Then, after I'd cum, I'd listen to see if she had awaken. But always there was just that heavy breathing- she slept very soundly.

I remember the last few times we screwed- she wanted to get on top. She said that way she could control how my dick stimulated her. I was all for it too! Any way she wanted to do it would have been fine with me, but her on top was extra exciting. The first couple of times I would thrust my little dick into her, but then I learned to stay absolutely still. She would sit on top of me, slide my dick inside of her, and then wiggle around a bit. Then she would lie down on top of me and wiggle her hips until she brought herself to orgasm. I loved the feeling of her cumming on top of me, even if I usually didn't.

Pretty soon we weren't having sex at all. And then I was staying in the basement. In a way that was ok since my porn was down there. I slept on a sleeper couch and sometimes I would fantasize about her. I would imagine that she wanted me back in her bed but I would insist that she suck my dick first. Then I would cum, imagining that my dick was in her mouth.

One time I was downstairs drinking and masturbating and it occurred to me that we should have sex. Maybe the problem was that I just wasn't forward enough. So I went upstairs completely naked. She was sitting in a chair, watching TV. I stood in front of her naked and told her that I was all hers. She just continued to watch TV. I stood there for a moment and then realizing that she didn't want me, went back downstairs and masturbated. A little while later she filed for divorce and kicked me out.

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Mutual Masturbation

After I moved in with my ex we had sex quite a bit. Perhaps if we had kept up at that pace I wouldn't have masturbated so much. I enjoy sex with women and masturbation.

One time we were in bed naked and she asked whether I masturbate. With a bit of hesitation I answered that yes, I did it sometimes. Then I asked her and she said that she did. So I asked her how she did it. She explained that she usually laid on her stomach when she did it. I asked her to show me.
She turned over on her stomach, put both hands between her legs, and started moving them around. I couldn't see all that much but the thought of her masturbating really turned me on. I knelt between her legs and started stroking my cock. She looked so sexy there! After a bit she started her usually rhythmic movements that she use to have when she had an orgasm. Seeing that made me cum. I dumped my load on her back and ass. It was very nice!

Another time we were in bed, I was naked and she was not. I told her that I thought that I probably wanted to have sex more often than she did and that perhaps I should masturbate. She took hold of my dick and started doing it for me. I kissed her while she masturbated me. I find kissing while having sex to be really exciting!

She had a gentile touch, being a girl. I certainly like having a girl jerk me off, but they don't put the energy into it that we guys do. So after a few minutes I took matters into my own hands. I continued to kiss her while I pounded my dick. I thought that this might be the start of something really nice, but after a few sessions like this she lost interest.

Then there was the time that we were on a long drive. I was driving and she was in the passenger seat. Out of the blue she pulled down her shorts and started masturbating. I went crazy! I was driving along trying to pay attention to the road but I also couldn't keep my eyes off what she was doing. After a bit she had those rhythmic jerking movements that always accompanied her orgasms. That woman sure knew how to cum!

When she was done she leaned over towards me, told me to just keep my eyes on the road, and then unzipped my pants. She pulled out my little dick and started stroking it. I was so turned on that I blew my load in no time.

After we got out of college we lived in separate states. It was a long drive but I would often visit her on weekends and we would usually have sex. One time, as I was getting ready to leave, she got on her bed and started masturbating. I immediately took off my clothes and started doing it too! There we were, sitting on top of her bed, watching each other masturbate. I remember thinking that if we were going to screw would have to stop beating-off. But it was so exciting watching her masturbate that I just went ahead and did myself all the way.

A while later we got married. I remember getting an erection during the ceremony, thinking of her body. The reception lasted forever but finally we were alone. When she got undressed I noticed she was wearing a blue garter. I had this thought that it would be really nice to fuck her when she was wearing nothing but that garter. Unfortunately I've never been able to tell women what I want and she took it off. So we had missionary sex.

The next day we were on our honeymoon. When we arrived at our first night's hotel she undressed and told me she wanted to feel something cold against her pussy, something like money. I took out a large coin and pressed it against her cunt lips. I wiggled it around but it didn't seem to work that well. So I looked around frantically for the right tool, and then there it was- her hairbrush. I slid the handle into her cunt and it was perfect! So I fucked my new bride with a hairbrush until she had one of her signature orgasms. How cool is that?

So it seemed that we were started off on what might promise to be an interesting marriage. Unfortunately that was the last time we had sex on our honeymoon.

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Eating my own cum

More than once I'd thought about it. I'd be beating-off over some hot porn babe and I'd think about eating my cum after I'd blown it over her. Then I'd cum and my willingness to do it was gone.

I had that thought even as a teen masturbator. Many times I'd tasted my precum- that little clear drop that would ooze out of my dick when I was fully aroused. It tasted a bit salty and I'd be sure that this time I'd do it. I always want to do something special for the goddess I happen to be masturbating over, but always my lust left as soon as my cum did.

I'd about given up on the idea until I came across the “sexual homework assignments” tribe. The assignment was to get a picture of your girlfriend, cream on it, and then lick it up. So I got out a pic of her. It was framed so that the actual picture was covered with glass. And this time I decided to think about what I was about to do ahead of time.

I made up my mind that this was going to be it. I figured that if I just did it right away without thinking it might work this time. So I stroked my little dick while I gazed at my cute girlfriends pic. I thought about how I was going to lap it all up and pretty soon I blew my load on the glass covering her pic. Then I took one large lick and my cum was in my mouth.

It tasted different than my precum. It had a strange and very distinct taste. I held it in my mouth for a moment and then swallowed- another masturbation accomplishment. Then I reported back to the tribe that I had completed my assignment. I noticed that my cum left an aftertaste in my mouth.

Since then I've swallowed my own cum quite a few times. I do it as a tribute to special ladies who I jerk-off over. And I'm not the only one who does it. Check out this poll at the Yahoo group Jennifer Aniston Masturbation (which I started by the way).

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Masturbating over my ex before we got together

I met my ex-wife when we were both going to college. The most distinct memory I have of that first meeting is noticing the little lumps in the brown sweater she was wearing. I could tell that she didn't quite fill out her bra. She also had a very pretty face. Although I saw her on several other occasions nothing really happened between us, at least at first.

About a year later we were in the same class together. I started sitting next to her and we began to talk after class. Finally we had lunch together. Now I had a crush on her. The more I looked at her the more beautiful she seemed. At night I would lay in bed and masturbate over her. I became less interested in porn and much more interested in creaming over my memories and fantasies about her. I I I would imagine us having sex and maybe even me going down on her. I certainly was curious about what her breasts looked like.

Someone who noticed how we were hanging out together took me aside one day and explained to me that she was living with another guy. I was shocked. I knew who this guy was too. Soon the initial shock changed to despair.

I was lying in bed that evening. I didn't really feel like masturbating as I was too upset. The thought of her being with him kept coming into my mind. Then I wondered f they were having sex. Of course they were! I tried to put it out of my mind, but the thought of them having sex kept coming back. That thought made me even more depressed. It also gave me a bit of an erection. I squeezed my dick a few times and it got harder. Somehow it seemed all wrong, but I started playing with myself as I thought of them together. Then I was masturbating at full force.

The thought of them fucking gave me a really good orgasm. Now my attitude changed completely. I decided that I was going to continue hanging out with her. At night I would masturbate over the sex I imagined she was having with her boyfriend. It made me lust after her even more than before. Pretty soon she moved out and not too long after that I moved in with her.

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Ogling Women

I find women to be very pleasant to look at. The problem is that I don't want to appear to be some sort of voyeur. I would love to ogle every beautiful woman I come across, checking them out from head to toe, but I just can't bring myself to do it. That's the nice thing about porn, that and the babes are naked.

Of course it's possible to ogle woman from behind.


Many women look better from behind anyway. You can check out their figure, their ass, and if they are wearing a skirt or shorts, their legs too! And if you happen to be going in the same direction you can take in their loveliness for that much longer.

The beach is a nice place to ogle women. There are plenty of them there and they are wearing much less clothing. Perhaps you're sitting near some hot babe lying on a blanket and who's wearing a skimpy bikini.



There's something really fascinating about the female body. My eyes keep finding their way back for another peek. Just look at that smooth tummy, those sexy thighs. I'd love to see what's under her tube top! Maybe later, when I get back to my room, I'll have to beat-off over my memories of this lovely ladies.

I've also been fascinated by women I happen across on several occasions during my weekly activities. There was this lady who worked in a branch of a bank I use to frequent. She was a petite brunette, very cute. There was something about her that made me lust after her. I would masturbate over my memories of her at night. I developed several fantasies about her. She wasn't the only one. There was the petite brunette who worked at the grocery store, and the petite brunette who worked at the convenience store.

Every once in awhile I run across a woman who is so stunning that I just can't keep my eyes off her. I suspect most women like to be admired for their looks. But do they want men to lust over their bodies and masturbate to their memories?

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Masturbating over Hardcore porn

Once when I was visiting home from college I went to a news store downtown to get a mag. The town where I went to college didn't have any stores like this one- at least that I knew about. I was very nervous and very excited. I had the feeling that I would be busted or exposed, although I'm not sure by whom. I walked nonchalantly to the rear of the store, and there they were- a full assortment of adult magazines. These were not just Playboys, but hardcore mags. There were so many to chose from. I would have liked to get a bunch, but my budget wouldn't allow it. I settled for one with a skinny but very sexy brunette wearing a red bikini on the cover. Then I had to take it up front where some older lady was buying something. I knew she thought of me as a pervert!

At last I was back in my own room with my new masturbation girlfriend. The mag was just about her. In the first part she slowly stripped out of that red bikini. She had wonderful tits! Not too big and rather pointy with nice erect nipples. She also had beautiful raven hair and a nice curly black bush. She ended up nude in a lounge chair by a pool. Very sexy! And she was masturbating!

I was really turned on by the thought of us masturbating together- her in the mag and me on my bed. I don't know how many times I blew my load over her pics. I was new to pussies in porn and at first it was a bit shocking, but soon I really got into it.The second part of the mag had my masturbation girlfriend being visited my two studs. At first I didn't look at that part. I felt like I wanted her all to myself. And here were these two guys with cocks much bigger than mine. But eventually I found my way back there. She was sucking them, and then they were fucking her, and eventually I was cumming over these pics too!!! It was a bitter-sweet experience, cumming over these pics of a couple of well-hung dudes taking my masturbation girlfriend. I believe that a little bit of jealousy adds to the arousal of the situation. In any case, I soon got use to masturbating over pics of other guys porking sexy women.

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