Jerk-off loser

Jerk-off loser, that's me. I like masturbating to those jerk-off encouragement flicks. Here's a sample of one that I find particularly arousing.



So let's go over what Celine is saying in some detail.


Celine: “Always use your fucking hand pussy. The only pussy in your life (laughs).”

Celine sure does look sexy. She's the kind of babe most guys would love to fuck, but guys like us only get to fuck our hands (if your a woman, then perhaps you only have your fingers to make love to). While I have had pussy I didn't get it until I was 25 and I thought I would never get any. So deep down inside I relate to this. And when my ex-wife divorced me (actually even before that) I was back in the same situation. If you haven't had sex for years you might as well be a virgin. And us virgins only have our hands to make love to, so let's start stroking. I use to be ashamed of this but now it turns me on. And I like being laughed at while I beat my meat.

Celine: “You are so pathetic. You are a pathetic virgin guy.”

Being called pathetic only makes my arousal more intense. Some guys might boast of having many conquests in the form of women layed and cherries popped. Not me. I'm a pathetic masturbator who has jerked-off many thousands of times.


Celine: “Today you're going to taste your cum for me. It's my way...”

This is one of those special masturbation encouragement vids. She's telling me to taste my own cum! It's her way! And I'm up for it. Especially since she's making fun of me and calling me pathetic. What could be more pathetic than eating your own cum after masturbating over porn? Of course, I'm going to do it my way, in front of my computer and catching every drop in my hand.

Celine: “Stroke your cock for me.”

What's a guy to do? Yes, I'll stroke it for you!



Look at the way she's standing over us now! She's so superior! So sexy! Notice that terrific figure! And she's making the fist! She knows we're masturbating over her sexy body and she's not even going to undress for us. We're to pathetic to even see her tits, let alone pussy. She'll save that for some stud, some real man who knows how to satisfy women. But she has let us see her in that sexy leather outfit so lets all cream and swallow it! Lick up every drop and thank her for giving us this video!