Some time ago there was a report that Sex with a partner is 400% betterthan masturbating.Lets imagine two masturbators.Masturbator number one is standing in the shower, stroking his dick. A few minutes earlier he was in bed, watching his wife as she slipped off her nightgown. His dick stiffened as he lusted after her nude body. Unfortunately for our masturbator she was seldom in the mood for sex so this morning, like far to many others, he was doing himself with his hand instead of putting it in her warm moist pussy.Masturbator number two is sitting in front of his computer, composing a sh
Get Naked and Masturbate
Motivational posters from MotivateWhenever possible, I prefer being naked when I masturbate. That is, unless it's cold or inconvient. It's always important to get comfortable when you're going to masturbate, so turn up the heat and strip down.When I was young we use to get naked in the woods too. We had a “naked club”. It was me, my brother and his friend. We only did it a few times, but I found it very exciting. This was before I had been masturbated so we didn't have that to do. I do remember that the last time I was the only one who stripped down. My brother's friend got a handful
A New History of Masturbation
A few years ago I wrote a post about the history of masturbation in my Masterjerker blog. Since it was one of my favorites I am going to post a revised version in Beatin-Off.No doubt man has masturbated since before the dawn of time. In fact, we know that masturbation is common in lower animals such as the dog who can be seen at times licking himself. However with the development of technology masturbation has been vastly improved.The first record of masturbation aids can be seen in the artifacts of Neolithic man.This relic may well be an example of one of the earliest forms of porn. We s
The Story of O
The December 1975 issue of Playboy did a story on “The story of O”. Back then I was a fairly regular masturbator of Playboy and this story really caught my eye. They told a story of a woman, played by the incredibly beautiful Corine Clery, who is left by her lover at a chateau where she can be had my any man who wants her. They describe how she had her labia pierced and a double gold ring inserted with which she was led naked on a chain attached to this ring between her legs.Naturally this story got me very excited and I masturbated over the few pics that Playboy included with the article.
Cartoon Masturbation
Playboy mags gave me quite a few beautiful women to masturbate over when I was a teen. I also took interest in their cartoons. Most of them weren't all that funny, but some of them had depictions of sexy women that gave me a rise. There was one in particular that I ended up blowing my load over.The caption read “You'd better be careful, I'm not eighteen yet.” Well, I wasn't either. In fact, she probably would have been an older woman to me then. This cartoon depicts an interesting concept- the caveman in us all doesn't consider social taboos like what is an appropriate age for mating.
Internet Porn
I had several home computers before I signed up for internet service. And when I finally did get an internet connection I wasn't thinking about porn. For some reason I was unaware of the possibilities.I did like surfing the net for all the variety of things out there. And then one day I came across a porn site. It had a set of pics of Asia Carrera letting some lucky stiff have sex with her. I couldn't believe my luck! I bookmarked that link and started masturbating. I've always been a fan of Asia and had masturbated over a number of her pic sets in mags I've had. And these pics were s
Lingerie fetish
When I was young the risque scenes in a movie showed women in their lingerie. Whenever I saw these my eyes would be glued to the actress and my heart would pound harder. Fortunately my arousal was only apparent to me.When I first started masturbating I frequently went into the bathroom at home to do my dirty deed. On more than one occasion my mother knocked on the door and asked what was taking me so long. What was taking so long?One when I went in there I noticed that the Sears catalog was on the chair next to the toilet. I flipped through there to find the lingerie section. What luck
Celebrity Masturbation
A little while back I had a blog called celebrity masturbation. Now most of my masturbation is over porn stars but I also have been known to engage in celebrity masturbation. You may have noticed that little black and white pic of Elke Sommers over on the right. I don't know how many times I've cum to that one. Not only years ago, but also more recently.As a young child I thought that Marilyn Monroe was absolutely fabulous. I kept this to myself but I always liked looking at her in the movies.Jane Fonda was another of my favorites. I liked watching her in barefoot in the park, but Bar
Lost Porn
Every now and then I run across some long lost porn. Here's an example:This pic is actually new to me, but I masturbated repeatedly to others from this same session. The truth is, I like to cream over bondage (something I'm a bit ashamed to admit to, but more about that later). This session had a series of pics of some guy taking advantage of this sexy ladies body. He took off her bra and then fondled her breast. Then he pulled down her panties and fingered her. I remembered masturbating over this sequence. It showed her body and the dudes hand, so it was easy to imagine that I was the
How is the penis represented in our brains?
Here's a classic depiction of the somatosensory homunculus. Each part of our bodies are represented in a topographic fashion on the surface of the cortex of our brain. This homunculus is upside down, with his feet at the top. The lips and the hands are relatively large since they have more sensory nerves than most other body parts. The classic view puts the penis just below the foot.Most of us would have thought it goes elsewhere. In fact, this what more recent findings suggest.Here's a link to one of the more recent findings Revisiting Somatotopy that puts the penis between the foot and
Current Events
4:50- I change into a t-shirt and socks and sit down in front of my computer. I checked out a few things, lightly caressing my little dick, until I ran across some pics of Lorena. I gave my dick a few good strokes and then proceeded to down load these. Now I'm going to town on her and my dick feels so good! After a bit I have to slow down because I've got a whole lot more masturbating to do before I cum.I go back to Lorena's pics again. I check her out on Google images. She has such a pretty face! Always a pleasant expression. Such a nice body! And those tits of hers!!! Then I reali
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