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Be Careful What You Say...
A man walks into a sex shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $30 to $75 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the skimpest, most see-through item, pays the $75 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a $75 refund and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
"HELL!" exclaims her hubby. "It wasn't that wrinkled in the shop!"
The Husband's funeral is on Thursday.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a $75 refund and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
"HELL!" exclaims her hubby. "It wasn't that wrinkled in the shop!"
The Husband's funeral is on Thursday.
Another Snowden Leak is Found
I Just Couldn't Resist! Please Forgive me...
My friend found it and sent a pic of it.
Shut Up!!!
This is so true for me:
The World's Funniest Joke
According to Wikipedia and The University of Hertfordshire, this is the world's funniest joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Not sure about you, but I didn't think it was all that funny. My search for the World's Funniest Joke continues...
