Jesus Had Interesting Abs

Taken from an actual church:

DAMN! Jesus Worked out! What abs he had. Not bad considering he lived before the days of a fitness regime, healthy dieting and pilates.

Not to mention that Jesus had the rare "Dick Abs."  There are not too many people around that have abs that look like a big penis.  As a matter of fact, I thought that was a new phenomenon.  I didn't even think they had that around during his time.
 

Or is the painter trying to say that Jesus really was the perfect man with a penis the envy of all men and the desire of all women.  HMMMMM....

....I am probably going to Hell for this!!!