A New History of Masturbation

A few years ago I wrote a post about the history of masturbation in my Masterjerker blog. Since it was one of my favorites I am going to post a revised version in Beatin-Off.No doubt man has masturbated since before the dawn of time. In fact, we know that masturbation is common in lower animals such as the dog who can be seen at times licking himself. However with the development of technology masturbation has been vastly improved.The first record of masturbation aids can be seen in the artifacts of Neolithic man.This relic may well be an example of one of the earliest forms of porn. We s

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locked in

It was Friday evening and I had places to go. But I had a little time to spare so I sat in front of this computer and checked the usual porn pages. My pants are off and I'm playing with myself in anticipation. Here's a pretty girl. She's worth a few strokes. I'll add this pic to my porn collection. I wonder if I can find some more of her. The more I stroke to her the sexier she looks!She's got such a pretty face. Here's another site with her pics. I'm stroking a little faster. I think I'll start a sub-folder for her in my “pretty girls” folder. I love those red fish-net stockings an

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Bosoms balls tits and butts nipples dicks and pussies

I've been hesitant to post this one, it seems so childish. That's because it is. I started doing this when I was a teen.Back in the days of porn mags I would lay several out open to my favorite girl of that particular issue. After I had several I would then decide which I would cum to. I'd masturbate a little over one, then another. Then sometimes I'd leave it up to chance.How did I do that? Well, perhaps you remember playground days when they would choose up sides by having everyone put their foot in a circle. Then someone would recite a verse and wherever it stopped that was it. But

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